Welcome, ‏to Monday October 18, 2010.  Laws of Household Physics……….. Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 15, 2010.  Humor about Death……   OLD WANTS never die, they become needs OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time OLD WATCHMAKERS never die,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 14, 2010.   Doesn’t It Annoy You When… …there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? …you buy… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 13, 2010.  HOW TO WRITE GOOD……….. Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) Employ the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 12, 2010.   The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie….. We know where you live. You will need good reading material in approximately 15… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday October 11, 2010.  Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say……. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 8, 2010.  Eleven Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies…… 1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than myself, and the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 7, 2010.  Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear………. 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 6, 2010.  The Funny Side of Marriage…………….  One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Well, yes,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 5, 2010.   Signs You’re Really Broke……… American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”