The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday April 8, 2018. IDIOTS UNLEASED…… RETAIL I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 6, 2018. REALLY? The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 5, 2018. Really Stupid People…… Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 4, 2018. Ten Funny Things About Marriage…. 1.The woman always makes the rules 2.These rules are subject to change without notice 3.No man… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 3, 2018. Useless Inventions….. Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses Inflatable Anchor Smooth… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 2, 2018. Think about it! * Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. *… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 30, 2018. Easter Bunny’s Funnies… Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead. Q: Why did the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 29, 2018. Humor about the old… OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 27, 2018. 11 Things I Learned From Action Movies….. 1. My arch-enemy will bear an uncanny resemblance in age and bearing to my … Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 26, 2018. 10 Bungling Burglar Stories… 1. Investigating a purse snatching in Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief’s… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”