The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday, October 6, 2017.              Mother’s dictionary…. Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 5, 2017.             More Miscellaneous terms…….really…. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 4, 2017.             True Internet addiction… You Are Internet Addicted When: You kiss your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 3, 2017.            Tuesday’s really bad Punography…. I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 2, 2017.            Miscellaneous terms…………. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 29, 2017.           Really Bad Weekend Punography…. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. How did two oceans… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, September 25, 2017.          Twenty Things I Learned From Action Movies…… 1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 22, 2017.         REALLY BAD PUNOGRAPHY 2….. Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, September 21, 2017.         REALLY BAD PUNOGRAPHY….. My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 20, 2017.       Men are complex creatures… If you kiss him, you are easy If you don’t, you are frigid If you praise… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”