The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday, October 20, 2017.                    REALLY BAD ONE LINERS 4 THE WEEKEND….. What lies on the ocean bed and is twitching uncontrollably? A nervous wreck.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 19, 2017.                   More Oldness……..  OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail OLD RAIN PUDDLES… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 18, 2017.                   Oldness……..  OLD WANTS never die, they become needs OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time OLD WATCHMAKERS… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 17, 2017.                   Retirement Humor Two…….. OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 16, 2017.                   Retirement Humor…….. OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, October 13, 2017.                  Really Bad Weekend  Punography….. Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“ Mom: No honey,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 12, 2017.                  Steven Wright…………..  I wrote a few children’s books… Not on purpose. I just got out of the hospital. I was… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 11, 2017.                 Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men…………. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have pierced… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 10, 2017.                ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 9, 2017.               Why ask why……………..  Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? If you throw a cat out… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”