The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday, November 3, 2017.                  Here’s the story…… An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, November 2, 2017.              Even More Punography… How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, November 1, 2017.                  More Punography… Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 31, 2017.                  Halloween Punography…..  Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? At a movie theater which arm rest is… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 30, 2017.                  Pondering Again…………..   I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. If quitters never win, and winners never… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, October 27, 2017.                  Steven Wright one liners…….. Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don’t get it… I have… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 26, 2017.                    Business one-liners……..   If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 25, 2017.                 Tips to improve your blogging writing skills…… 1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 24, 2017.                 Woman’s translations.. The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means:… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 23, 2017.                    A man’s translations…. These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”