The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday, September 19, 2017. Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Your age… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, September 18, 2017. Marriage Definitions…. BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 15, 2017. Here’s the story…… Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday again and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, September 14, 2017. The Message: ‘Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. … Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 13, 2017. More Pondering………. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, September 12, 2017. Light Hearted Funny Marriage Notions Worth Remembering… 1. The matrimonial pollsters contend their studies indicate… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 8, 2017. Here’s the story…………. I had just stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way back… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 8, 2017. The Worst Streets in America.. We can’t all live on a street with a pleasant name like Oak or Elm. Here… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, September 7, 2017. Funny Legal Definitions: Affidavit –Davit is first in line. You’re second. Assault – usually paired with a pepper Bribe – married… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 6, 2017. Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie… 1. We know where you live. 2. You will need good reading… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”