The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Thursday, September 22, 2011.  Future Novelists……. Future Novelists… These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays Her face was a perfect oval,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 21, 2011. Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password  9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, September 20, 2011.    Marriage Today……. A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, September 19, 2011.   Marriage Quotes…… My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 16, 2011.  How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away….. 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, September 15, 2011.  Deep Thoughts…. It you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 14, 2011.  Signs that you are really broke….. 1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” 2. Your idea of a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

 WELCOME to Tuesday, September 13, 2011. The Southern medical dictionary part 2! Jaundice: To include in a group Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives Labor pain: Getting hurt at… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, September 12, 2011. The Southern medical dictionary Acute: Opposite of an ugly Artery: The study of paintings Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria Barium:… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 9, 2011. Where does OLD go?………… OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”