WELCOME to Thursday, May 18, 2017.   Bad Analogies 101…. The wheel of love had left its tread marks in his chest once too often, like a knobby… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, May 17, 2017.  Misunderstood Lyrics 101…… Tom Petty “Free Fallin’” / “And it’s tree, tree pollen.” Elton John “Rocket Man” / “Rocket man, burnin’… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, May 16, 2017.     MORE Daffynitions……….  Dachshund: A dog that is half a dog high and a dog and a half long. Debate: What lures de… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, May 12, 2017.   Steven Wright…. Whenever everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. If I ever have twins, I’d use… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to  Wednesday, May 10, 2017.          More Daffynitions…..  Abdicate: To give up all hope of having a flat stomach. Adminisphere: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, May 9, 2017.            Really Bad Puns…….   Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and left leg in a car… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, May 8, 2017.            Funny medical definitions: Benign – what you be after you be eight. Artery – the study of paintings. Bacteria – back… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, May 5, 2017.           Funny Legal Definitions: Affidavit –Davit is first in line. You’re second. Assault – usually paired with a pepper Bribe – married… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”