Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday, October 5, 2017.            
More Miscellaneous terms…….really….
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \e-klips’\: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i’-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee’-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \left’ bangk’\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \mis’-tee\: How golfers create divots.
Paradox \par’-uh-doks\: Two physicians.
Parasites \par’-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm’-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.
Polarize \po’-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES… 
“A new study says that a lack of sleep can actually make you happier.
When they heard that, new moms were like, ‘You wanna say that to my face?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Some historians now believe that Jesus Christ had a wife. They also believe
that Jesus’ nephew called Jesus’ wife the “Auntie Christ.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Fast-food chain Arby’s is serving a limited-edition Cookie Butter Milkshake.
And any customers who order it will also be limited-edition.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
Working for a pediatrician calls for stifling a chuckle from time to time. When a frantic mother phoned to tell us her baby had a high temperature of 102, we had to know whether she was taking the reading under the arm, in the mouth or elsewhere.
So we asked, “How are you taking it?”
Her reply, “Oh, I’m holding up pretty well!”😐
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
 ‘Boy, this bird is dry. Haven’t you people ever heard of basting?’
ANSWER: The Santa Clause! Bernard says this when he appears in the family’s house, eating their turkey. 

 

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??   

 ‘Ray…when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!’
 
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….  
In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘M’, and then each time, add a letter and shuffle it to make a new word.
You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘MIRACLE’.
Not including ‘M’, you must do this in six (6) turns.
Good luck.
M
_ _
_ _ _
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
M I R A C L E
ANSWER:

M
MA
ARM
MARE
AIMER
MAILER
MIRACLE
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Which country, from group A, belongs in group B?
GROUP A
Australia
Cyprus
France
Great Britain
Hong Kong
Japan
GROUP B
United States
China
Egypt
Kuwait
Norway
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