WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 12th, 2025
Here’s The Story……
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and
the man asks “If I show you something crazy, would you let me have
free drinks for the rest of the night?” 😜😜
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and
the man asks “If I show you something crazy, would you let me have
free drinks for the rest of the night?”
The bartender thinks for a minute and then says
“It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer.”
The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar.
He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano.
The piano man starts playing classical music like Beethoven and Chopin.
Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. He tells the man “You can have free drinks
for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this.”
The man says “In the alleyway behind your bar, there is a Genie who is granting free wishes
to everyone who wants them.” Elated, the bartender heads behind his bar to see if it was true.
A few minutes pass and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking.
The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks.
He manages to secure the door and says to the man “I think that the Genie is hard of hearing
because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands.”
The man chuckles and says “Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The U.S. Army has officially lifted its ban on soldiers having dreadlocks. This is
good news for the Army’s elite Hacky Sack Corps.” -Conan O’Brien
“Taco Bell has announced plans to offer a $600 wedding service at its flagship
restaurant in Las Vegas. And this is cool – the burritos are conveniently
wrapped in divorce papers.” -Seth Meyers
“A new report finds that over 55,000 bridges in the U.S. were found to have major
structural problems last year. When asked how they’re going to fix them, the
government was like, ‘Eh, we’ll cross that gaping hole when we get to it.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read,
“Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset.”
She wrote at the bottom of the page, “You obviously have problems with homonyms.
A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass.
At your age it’s time to learn the difference.” 😲
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a brilliant scientist’s attempt to use pioneering computing methods to break
the German coding machine “Enigma” and help the Allies win World War II.
ANSWER: The Imitation Game!
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a General who orders that a Private be brought back home to the United States, as his three brothers have all been killed in action in the war.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Two numbers are given in each sentence that need to be replaced by words. Each word is an anagram of the other – each word can be formed by rearranging the letters in the other word. Based on the clues given in each sentence, do your best to figure out what the two words are. The numbers given in each sentence indicate the number of letters in each word. Take your time on these puzzles, as they are pretty tough. If you can answer more than 10 of them correctly, you’re a true anagram guru!
- We had driven over a (4) to find a restaurant that served key (4) pie.
- Read further, and you’ll see that he (4) on the (4) of March.
- I love fruits, especially (6) and sour (6)!
- The raised (4) (4) listeners by making it possible for the crowd to see the speaker.
- It is amazing how Joe (4) his (4) through his opponent’s guard to land a punch.
- Her face became (4) when she thought that he was going to (4) from the balcony.
- What a (4) life the gangster did (4).
- He used a special (4) to break into the safe and make off with the (4).
- He did not (6) vision in his right eye after the damage to his (6).
- The prisoner used a (4) to wear down the bars in his cell. He hoped to escape in time, as he did not look forward to (4) in prison.
- The (5) bit her when she leaned against the (5) tree.
- The (7) professor disliked the young genius, and tried to make it difficult for her to move (7) in her studies.
- That man with (4) does not need his (4) to walk ; it conceals a weapon.
- The hero removed his (4) and began to (4) back and forth, trying to think of a way to stop the villain.
- Fear was (4) among the people during the forest (4).
- This movie is filled with blood and (4), (4) I am turning it off.
- A true (4) always wears colorful clothing ; not something (4) like you’re wearing today.
- You could hear the (5) playing in the distance as they carried the casket across the (5).
- He began to (4) over the (4) that he would be hanging from in a few minutes.
- As he began to (4) the cards, he prayed that it was not discovered that the gold he had wagered was actually painted (4).
Answer: 1) mile, lime 2) dies, Ides 3) melons, lemons 4) dais, aids 5) fits, fist
6) pale, leap 7) vile, live 8) tool, loot 9) retain, retina 10) file, life 11) cobra, carob
12) froward, forward 13) acne, cane 14) cape, pace 15) rife, fire 16) gore, ergo
17) bard, drab 18) dirge, ridge 19) pore, rope 20) deal, lead
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The following clues each form a unique word by themselves, add them together to get the name of a country.
Example: blue and yellow mixed + solid ground = ? Answer:
green + land = Greenland
- something that will make you sick + an indefinite number = ?
- half of the width of an em + an organ for secreting = ?
- a swindle + to move or travel = ?
- an animal’s shelter + a visible sign = ?
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