WELCOME to WEDNSDAY DECEMBER 31st, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. 
The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, 
so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts 
the rabbit back into the cage on the neighbor’s back porch, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stumbles around and says, “No.. umm.. no.. I didn’t. what happened?”
The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the 
day after the kids buried him in the backyard we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave 
him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“YouTube is planning a ‘Karate Kid’ series that follows the characters 34 years later. 
The show is entitled ‘Ralph Macchio’s Mortgage Is Due.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A giant snowstorm hit the entire East Coast today. People spent the morning posting 
pictures of the storm on Facebook, and Facebook spent the afternoon selling them.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new poll has found that a majority of Americans believe the government is spying 
on them. ‘No, we’re not,’ said your microwave.” -Seth Meyers 😮😅

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, “Up until Last week, I still had it all! All my meals were prepared for me, my room was cleaned, 
my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, 
the pool, the library, I could still go to school.”
I asked him, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
“No, nothing like that,” he said. “I got out of prison.” 😮😮
 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Name the actor who played Fredo Corleone in “The Godfather” (1972). 

Answer: John Holland Cazale appeared in several films including “The Godfather” (1972), “Dog Day Afternoon” (1975) and “The Deer Hunter” (1978). His role as Fredo Corleone, the son of Vito Corleone in “The Godfather” showed his abilities as a character actor. 

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1934 novel by James M. Cain tells of a drifter that falls for the femme fatale owner of a roadhouse diner? 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?

_ _ IO C _ ER W _ H O _ _OR

Answer:  RAT.
RATIO
CRATER
WRATH
ORATOR
MIGRATE

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There is a big school band concert coming up soon. The band will be playing 5 songs that each have a big solo in them. Each solo is played by a different kid on a different instrument and each song is a different length. Ms. Staccato, who was responsible for making the programs for the concert, dropped all of the papers with the concert information on them! Help her figure out what each kid’s first and last names are, what instrument they play, what song they have a solo in, and how long each song is.

First Names – Seth, Emily, Fred, Tyler, and Carla
Last Names – Taylor, Edwards, Norman, Williams, and Roberts
Instruments – Snare Drum, Timpani, Trumpet, Flute, and Clarinet
Songs – “Bluesville,” “The Red, the White, and the Blues,” “On, Wisconsin,” “Alleluia,” and “Clairvoyance”
Lengths (minutes) – 1:30, 2:30, 3:00, 4:00, 4:30

1. The five kids are: Tyler, the one who plays the flute, the one with the last name of Roberts, the one with a solo in Bluesville, and the one that has a solo in the 4:00 song.
2. The five songs are: “On, Wisconsin,” the one that has a solo played by Emily, the one that is 3:00 long, the one with a solo played by the kid with the last name of Williams, and the one with a solo played on the timpani.
3. No one plays an instrument that has the same first letter as their first name.
4. Only 1 person has the same first and last initials.
5. Emily doesn’t have a solo in a song that has the word “Blues” in it.
6. A girl plays the snare, which is the instrument that has a solo in “Alleluia”.
7. The song that has the same first syllable as the instrument that has a solo in it is 1 minute longer than the song with a solo played by the kid with the last name of Taylor.
8. The song that the trumpet has a solo in does not have any letters in it that are in the word trumpet.
9. The song that has the name of a state in the USA in it is longer than 1:30.
10. Bluesville has exactly twice the amount of letters in it as the first name of the kid who has a solo in it.

Notes: “R,W,+ Blues” in the solver stands for “The Red, the White, and the Blues”. Seth, Fred and Tyler are boys; Emily and Carla are girls.

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