WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4th, 2026

 Here’s The Story…..
 Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John,
“How come you aren’t married?”
John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
George: “So what are you looking for?”
John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper,
she’s got to know how to handle finances, have a nice and pleasant personality —
and money, she’s got to have money, and if she has her own house it wouldn’t hurt either.”
George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”
John: “Oh, it’s okay if she is crazy.” 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND’people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles.
The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it.
If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” 

THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!      
I was Jack’s son. Who played me?

Answer: The correct answer was Liam James
James was cast as Noah Curtis in “2012”. Noah was excited to go on a camping trip with his father, Jackson, and sister, Lilly, to Yellowstone National Park and it was on the car ride over there when Jack said to them the place meant a lot to him. He informed both Noah and Lilly that Yellowstone was a place where he and their mother frequented often while they were married. Noah responded to Jack that he was not interested to hear the locations where he and mom made out, then referred to his father as “Jackson”. Jack told Noah there was nothing wrong with calling him “Dad”. Later on in the film, Noah, Jack, Lilly, Kate and Gordon went to Las Vegas to charter a big plane from a billionaire named Yuri. During a brief talk with Yuri, Noah commented on how nice and huge the plane was when Yuri stated it was a Russian plane. James had roles in the movies “Fred Claus”, “Good Luck Chuck” and “Horseman”.
 
 
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
I hosted a radio show. Who played me?

THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
She so peaceful, yet causes fear
Him so bright and full of cheer
She rests the body, he wakes the soul
Him so light, she black as coal
Her with mole and tiny bright freckles
He covers us with tiny tear speckles
She hides us, he beams with pride
He her husband, she his bride
He in bright silk, her all in velvet
A yin-yang marriage as they tell it
Two lovers who meet but twice a day
When he must go, she need stay
Now I ask you, who are they?

Answer:  Day and night.  

FRIday’s  Quizzler is….

The police were checking the place. Outside, Mary, Mr. Olson’s faithful secretary, was a mass of nerves. Inspector Will was reviewing the facts:

1. Mr. Olson has been murdered. The murderer buried a stiletto through the back of the chair and right through his heart.
2. All the place was a mess, but nothing seems to be lost. Some sheets on his desk had coffee stains, but Mr. Olson was not a coffee drinker. There was no coffee container of any kind in the office. There were a couple of gloves in the floor.
3. Mary had in her visit book just three announcements: Hari Colton (2:35), Louis Williams (3:10) and Joseph Markis (3:45). Mary says that Joseph was the only one to serve himself a cup of coffee in a paper cup.
4. The cup of coffee was found in Mary’s wastebasket. She claims that Joseph entered Mr. Olson’s office with the cup in his hands, and then he left it in her desk, so she took it and threw it away.
5. The stiletto had no fingerprints at all, but the paper cup was all covered with one type of fingerprint: Joseph’s (they had a mobile fingerprint lab).
6. Mr. Olson’s wristwatch was broken, probably due to the fight, and it showed the time at 3:50.

Inspector Will then talked to Mary, to tell her she was under arrest.
Why did he suspect her?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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