WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2026

 Here’s The Story…..
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up.
At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged
portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.

“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready
for you by the time you finish shopping.”

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system:
“Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.” 😯

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY’people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The company my brother worked for had a phone system that rerouted after-hours calls.
If any calls came in on a certain line while he was working late, Dave knew it would be a
wrong number. It got to the point where as soon as the phone rang, Dave would pick up
and say, “Psychic Hotline. I’m sorry, but you’ve dialed the wrong number.”
The caller would often reply with something like, “But I didn’t even ask to speak to anyone
yet. How did you know I dialed the wrong…. Oh!” (Click.) 😂

WEDNESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!      
I was killed at The White House. Who played me?

Answer: The correct answer was Danny Glover!
Glover, born in 1946 in San Francisco, California, landed the role of President Thomas Wilson. President Wilson realized that the scientific data Dr. Helmsley provided him was accurate on a major cataclysmic event coming which would threaten the world. He spoke about how he was first apprised of the alarming information six months before the disaster hit Earth and it likely meant the world would come to an end. President Wilson had the opportunity to get on Air Force One to seek safety at the arks in China but felt obligated to stay behind at The White House to address the American people about the disasters unfolding. He called Laura up to let her know he felt pleased to know his daughter would at the very least survive the disaster. President Wilson died when an aircraft carrier careened into The White House during the cataclysmic event. Glover was seen in the films “The Color Purple”, “Lethal Weapon 2” and “Lethal Weapon 3”.
 
THURSDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
 I was Jack’s son. Who played me?

WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
 Chris Cross went to the Buymenot Barn to buy a donkey. He looked and looked until he finally found the one which he wanted costing $500. The stable owner, Scammin’ Sam, however, was not ready to take Chris’s word and demanded that Chris paid $100 in advance for the donkey. After thinking for a while, Chris agreed to do so.

When Chris went back the next day, he found that the donkey he liked was dead. He asked Scammin’ Sam for his money back but was told that it had already been used.

A quick thinker, Chris made a deal with Sam. He said that he would keep the donkey but would not pay the $400 which was left in his payment. Sam readily agreed with this thinking that he was giving someone a dead donkey for $100- not a bad deal for him.

Inquisitive, Sam asked Chris what he was going to do with the dead donkey and was told that Chris was about to raffle it off for $5 per ticket. That made Sam extremely amused. He asked, “I thought that you were a dumb one when you gave me money for a dead donkey. Now you’re telling me that you’re going to raffle it off. I don’t know of anybody who wouldn’t complain getting a dead donkey as a prize!”

Chris, however, replied that this wouldn’t be a problem for him. What was his plan?

Answer: Chris raffled the donkey and 160 people bought tickets. Thus, he received $800 dollars from this. The only person who found out that the donkey was dead was the person who won. Chris gave that person $100 to keep this a secret. So, the person earned $95 if you subtract the ticket price, and Chris ended up earning $600.
Note: How much he raffled it off for does not make a difference. The basic answer is the same.

THURSday’s  Quizzler is….
She so peaceful, yet causes fear
Him so bright and full of cheer
She rests the body, he wakes the soul
Him so light, she black as coal
Her with mole and tiny bright freckles
He covers us with tiny tear speckles
She hides us, he beams with pride
He her husband, she his bride
He in bright silk, her all in velvet
A yin-yang marriage as they tell it
Two lovers who meet but twice a day
When he must go, she need stay
Now I ask you, who are they?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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