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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday May 1, 2018. Misunderstood Lyrics #101. Hall & Oates – Maneater / “She’s a magneto” Bruce Springsteen – Tenth Avenue Freezeout / “Dead Devil… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 30, 2018. REALLY? I used to be a butcher, but I backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in my… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 27, 2018. Pondering Out Loud……. If mummies are from egypt,then from where are daddies from? Should vegetarians attend meetings? If you mix flour,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 26, 2018. THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK….. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 25, 2018. Bumper Stickers……. All generalizations are false, including this one. “Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy. I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 24, 2018. Pondering out loud….. Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 23, 2018. Here’ The Story….. Yesterday I lost a close friend whom I know for over 58 years of my life. He was… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 20, 2018. From the mind of Steven Wright….. Whenever everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. If I ever have… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 19, 2018. Laws……… Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Bath Theorem: When the body… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 18, 2018. THE NAME GAME (Again!) 1.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali. 2.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”