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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday May 15, 2018. Pondering……… How can one TV station have the “exclusive” accurate weather? Did they “storm” in and scoop the others? How come… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday May 14, 2018. Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 11, 2018. Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man who love… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 10, 2018. Merged Books…. Merge-Matic Books: Combine the works of two authors, and to provide a suitable description of the merged book. … Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 9, 2018. Deep Thoughts…. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 8, 2018. Rules for English Usage! Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. It… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday May 7, 2018. What were the authors thinking? The confidence in his smile… that smile that pulled me in like ice cream melting down… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 4, 2018. Think about it! * Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. *… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 3, 2018. Here’s the story…. A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows): A man, wanting to rob a downtown… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 2, 2018. Paraprosdokians….. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”