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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday May 30, 2018. Business one liners…… A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. A good… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 29, 2018. Gender……… A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 25, 2018. Rules for Eating Chocolate…. 1. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. 2. Chocolate… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 24, 2018. For those who Take Life Too Seriously… 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 23, 2018. Ponderings….. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 22, 2018. Laws of Life….. * Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday May 21, 2018. Music Styles……. JAZZ Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUES Played exclusively by people who woke up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 18, 2018. Wit and Wisdom…… It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 17, 2018. Men’s Rules…Really…(Women should learn these) Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 16, 2018. Actual Signs….. On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On an electrician’s van: “We’ll remove your shorts!” In… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”