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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, May 11, 2017.             Even More Daffynitions…..  Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Caterpallor: The color… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 11, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to  Wednesday, May 10, 2017.          More Daffynitions…..  Abdicate: To give up all hope of having a flat stomach. Adminisphere: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 10, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, May 9, 2017.            Really Bad Puns…….   Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and left leg in a car… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 9, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, May 8, 2017.            Funny medical definitions: Benign – what you be after you be eight. Artery – the study of paintings. Bacteria – back… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 8, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, May 5, 2017.           Funny Legal Definitions: Affidavit –Davit is first in line. You’re second. Assault – usually paired with a pepper Bribe – married… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 5, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, May 4, 2017.        Mother’s Good Advice……. Over many centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice; here are some examples. It must… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 4, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, May 3, 2017.        Really Bad Punograpy……  1. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” 2. You know why… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 3, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, May 2, 2017.        The Down Side of Cubicles: * Being told to “Think outside the box” when I’m in the box all day. *… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 2, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, May 1, 2017.       What the Doctor says and what he really means…….. Doctor: “This should be taken care of right away.” Translation: I’d planned… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    May 1, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, April 28, 2017.     Weekend Ponderings……  I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. If quitters never win, and winners never quit,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    April 28, 2017 by eucman

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