Comedy – Page 50 – The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday May 22, 2018. Laws of Life….. * Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday May 21, 2018. Music Styles……. JAZZ Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUES Played exclusively by people who woke up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 18, 2018. Wit and Wisdom…… It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 17, 2018. Men’s Rules…Really…(Women should learn these) Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 16, 2018. Actual Signs….. On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” On an electrician’s van: “We’ll remove your shorts!” In… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 15, 2018. Pondering……… How can one TV station have the “exclusive” accurate weather? Did they “storm” in and scoop the others? How come… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday May 14, 2018. Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 11, 2018. Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man who love… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 10, 2018. Merged Books…. Merge-Matic Books: Combine the works of two authors, and to provide a suitable description of the merged book. … Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 9, 2018. Deep Thoughts…. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”