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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 6, 2025 Here’s The Story…..Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawnfurniture out onto the driveway. Shortly… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 31, 2025 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 30, 2025 A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPY LIVING: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someoneelse to hold the vegetables while… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 28, 2025 Here’s The Story…A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definitionof voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 17, 2025 Here’s The Story…A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago bitinghis fingernails and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 13`1, 2025 Here’s The Story…Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recentlyretired was describing his life, “I get up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 10, 2025 Here’s The Story…I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customerswho sent their seven-year-old son to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 9, 2025 Signs of the times SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:“We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for… Read more “Thurday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 30, 2024 Here’s The Story…As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dogsitting behind the wheel… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 23, 2024 Here’s The Story…Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.When asked his… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”