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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday April 20, 2012. Make Women Happy; Part 1: Duties at Home. In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.Do… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 18, 2012. 10 words that should exist… 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 18, 2012. Pondering…. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Spotted on the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 17, 2012. …. From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 16, 2012. Office Lingo…. Activate: To make carbons and add more names to the memo. Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 13, 2012. Deep Thoughts…. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 10, 2012. Rules of Life…. 1. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 9, 2012. Learn a new word each day. Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 6, 2012. Confucius Says….. Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 5, 2012. Tendjewberrymud….. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”