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    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, November 21, 2017.                     Funny Business Partnership Names…..   Curl Up and Dye • Beauty Shop Miss Behavior’s Family Dog Training Adie Miles & Auer… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 21, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, November 20, 2017.                         Sniglets (Imaginative words) Blamestorm (blaym-storm) v. To sit around in a group discussing who is responsible for the latest failure.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 20, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, November 17, 2017.                        Pungraphy for the weekend…  A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating—always use condiments. A Freudian slip is… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 17, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, November 16, 2017.                      New Meanings………  Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 16, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, November 15, 2017.                        The New 2017 Medical Dictionary…… Artery, n. The study of paintings. Bacteria, n. The back door of a cafeteria. Barium, n.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 15, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, November 13, 2017.                       E-Definitions… Acre n. Someone that aches Afterdraft n. Life following conscription Atomize v. To transform from a male cat to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 14, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, November 13, 2017.               A Woman’s Dictionary…. Argument (ahr•gyoo•munt) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, and continues until he realizes it.😐 Airhead (ayr•hed)… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 13, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, November 10, 2017.                   Conflicting Proverbs………………  Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap. He who… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 10, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, November 9, 2017.               You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…  Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 9, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, November 8, 2017.                   Pungraphy…..  I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years. Atoms are untrustworthy… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 8, 2017 by eucman

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