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How To Live Successfully Alongside Stupid People
Surviving the stupidity pandemic. (Story Portion shared)
You’re not supposed to admit that some people are stupid.
You’re supposed to say they’re confused or misinformed. You’re supposed to defend their
“lived experience” and “alternative facts.” You’re supposed to treat obvious stupidity the
same way we treat early-onset baldness and abnormally large facial moles; an unfortunate,
incurable condition that decent people politely ignore.
And this means we never really talk about what stupidity is.
Stupidity isn’t necessarily a sign of low intelligence. Some of the world’s most impeccably
educated, bafflingly influential, and lamentably powerful people are painfully stupid.
Stupidity isn’t a synonym for ignorance or inexperience, 99% of people are harmlessly
ignorant about 99% of subjects 99% of the time.
No, stupidity is what happens when you combine ignorance with confidence. It is the toxic
mixture of wrongness and absolute belief that you can’t be wrong. And it’s long past time
that we treat this problem with the seriousness it deserves.
Because right now, stupidity is dragging us into self-contradicting, stockpile-depleting,
schoolgirl-murdering wars that have made the world a worse place by every measure, wars
where the obvious and widely predicted geopolitical consequences were confidently ignored,
defended by people who don’t even have the integrity to feel ashamed when they’re caught in a lie.
Stupidity is why potentially fatal diseases like measles and whooping cough, diseases that have
long been treatable and were nearly eradicated, are making a comeback, enabled by people
who think skimming through a few scientific papers is “doing their own research.”
Stupidity (and corruption) is why hundreds of thousands (and potentially millions) of the poorest,
most vulnerable children on the planet are dying completely avoidable deaths, cheered on by people
who will support any amount of suffering as long as it’s justified by one of their
trigger phrases like DEI or “Shakira law.”
Stupidity has infected the highest levels of politics, it’s been legitimised by decades of circus-level
“debates,” it’s poisoned our ability to talk to each other like human beings, and most dangerous
of all, it’s started to feel normal.
It’s no longer surprising to see people literally covering their eyes and ears when
presented with facts they don’t like. 😯
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That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Funny Pun Jokes for Adults One Liners 😆
Fast jokes. No waiting. Just straight to the groan zone.
Food Puns
What did the bread say to the baker? “You knead me.”
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field, but it turned out grainy.
Animal Puns
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
One bird cannot make a pun. But toucan.
What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo? Bread in captivity.
I once asked an alpaca for a favor. It was no prob-llama.
Everyday & Workplace Puns
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I used to work at a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and it’s impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
Short & Silly One-Liners
Broken pencils are pointless.
I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Why shouldn’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What television show is used to finish this line of a hit 80’s movie: “The Naked Gun: From The Tales of ________ ______!”?
Answer: Police Squad!
Prior to releasing the 1988 spoof comedy film “The Naked Gun: From The Tales of Police Squad!”, there was a short run television series called “Police Squad!”. Both the movie and television series starred Leslie Nielsen as Lieutenant Frank Drebin and George Kennedy as Captain Ed Hocken. The hilarious movie used slapstick, outrageous plot twists, verbal puns, and memorable one-liners.
Tuesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
What US city did the teen trio skipping school in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” spend the day travelling around?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
There was once a massive evil being, hundreds of feet tall, and so grand that it took Gods from all over the world to just defeat him, after defeating his minions. You can see how those battles went in “Battles For the Gods”. Today they are prepared to attack the grand evil being face to face. The weak point would be attacked by whoever wanted to, and the weapon would be used by whoever could use it best. Each went one after the other, depending what needed to be taken out first. Also, each one had their own reasons for participating in the fight.
There were:
5 Gods: Thor, Zeus, Ra, Apophis and Loki
5 Weak Points: Center Eye, 2nd Nose, Right Ear, 3rd Mouth and Left Foot
5 Weapons: Plasma Pike, Water Whip, Fire Flag, Dirt Dagger, Air Axe
Order: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th
5 Reasons Why: Big reward if wins, it killed his sister, personal ambition, cocky, bored
Can you find out which God fought which minion where, when, how, why and with what weapon?
Clues:
- Loki did not fight the Right Ear, but did use the Dagger.
- Ra fought two behind Thor.
- The one who fought the Left Foot fought last.
- The one who fought the Center Eye, who was there because he was cocky, didn’t use the Water Whip.
- The Pike user fought with the Second Nose first.
- The last person to fight fought for a large reward.
- Apophis fought with the Axe for personal ambition.
- The Center Eye was fought by Ra.
- The Right Ear was defeated by a bored person.
- The Second Nose was attacked by someone to avenge the death of their sister.
- Apophis fought the Mouth, and he went right after Ra.
- Thor fought the second nose.
Answer: Thor, 2nd Nose, Plasma Pike, 1, it killed his sister
Zeus, Right Ear, Water Whip, 2, bored
Ra, Center Eye, Fire Flag, 3, cocky
Apophis, 3rd Mouth, Air Axe, 4, personal ambition
Loki, Left Foot, Dirt Dagger, 5, big reward in future
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
Heather is such a fast swimmer, she is banned both from women’s and men’s races for unfair competition. Even when she goes for a leisurely swim, which she does every day, both in winter, spring, summer, and autumn, in her gorgeous white string bikini, she swims at a whopping 5 miles per hour in still water.
Today Heather swam in a river that flowed at 4 miles per hour. So, when she swam with the current, she went 9 miles per hour, and when she swam against the current, she only went 1 mile per hour.
While she was swimming the freestyle against the current, she lost her bikini top and didn’t notice. When she was exactly 5 miles away from her top, she decided to start swimming the backstroke, but realized she had lost her top when she heard someone say something that I cannot mention because this is supposed to be a family-friendly site.
At this point Heather immediately turned around and swam towards her top. Despite being in such a hurry, she applied the same force as before, knowing the current would help her.
If Heather lost her top exactly at noon, and her speed did not change regardless of whether she was wearing it, when did she catch up to her top?
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