WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 23rd, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. The frog sees from the name plate
that the teller’s name is Paddy Whack. So the frog says, “Mr. Whack, I’d like a loan to buy a boat.”
Paddy Whack looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says 30,000 dollars. The teller asks his name and the frog says his name is
Kermit Jagger and that he knows the bank’s manager.
Paddy explains that 30,000 dollars is a lot of money, that the frog must secure some
collateral against the loan and asks if he has any collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this” and the frog produces a tiny pink elephant, about
half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Confused, Paddy explains that he must consult with the manager and disappears into
a back office. Whack finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog out front named
“Kermit Jagger” who says he know you and wants to borrow 30 grand. And he wants
to use this as collateral.” Whack holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what is this?”
The bank manager replies, “It’s a knick-knack, Paddy Whack! Give the frog a loan!
His old man’s a Rolling Stone!” 😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Long Jokes That Never Fail
These classic long jokes have been making people laugh for years. They are simple, timeless, and always deliver a good punchline.
A man walks into a library and asks for a burger and fries. The librarian whispers that this is a library.
The man whispers back sorry and orders the burger and fries quietly.
A guy tells his friend he has started a new diet. His friend asks what he can eat.
He says anything he wants, but only while thinking about salad.
A teacher asks the class why homework was not done. One student says the dog ate it.
Another says the internet was down. The third says he did not want to make the
others feel bad by being the only one who finished.
A man buys a talking parrot. After a week the parrot still says nothing. The man buys a
ladder. Still nothing. He buys toys, mirrors, and snacks. Finally the parrot speaks and says do you ever buy food.
A man goes to the doctor and says he thinks he is invisible.
The doctor looks around and says who said that.
A man orders soup at a restaurant. The waiter asks if everything is okay.
The man says yes but the spoon tastes funny.
A kid asks his dad why the sun rises in the east. The dad says I am not
sure but do not mess with it because it seems to be working.
A customer tells a waiter the steak is too tough. The waiter says
I am sorry sir but it is doing its best.
A man tells his boss he is late because he dreamed
he was at work and it felt so real he overslept.
A kid asks his mom if he was adopted. She says of course
not because who would choose you.
A man buys shoes that squeak. Every step sounds like music. Now
he cannot sneak anywhere but at least he has a soundtrack.
A student tells his teacher his homework blew away in the wind. The teacher
asks if it was a storm. The student says yes a storm of video games.
A man says he is on a seafood diet.
Whenever he sees food he eats it.
A dog brings a stick to its owner again and again.
Finally the owner realizes the dog is trying to train him.
A man opens the fridge every ten minutes
hoping new snacks appear like magic.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What US city did the teen trio skipping school in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” spend the day travelling around?
Answer: Chicago!
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” was set in Chicago, Illinois. The 1986 movie starred Matthew Broderick in the lead role. Together with his friends, Cameron and Sloane, the trio skip school and have an outrageous day all around Chicago. After visiting and taking fun pictures at the massive skyscraper, the Willis Tower, they headed to Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. The film was written and directed by John Hughes.
Thursdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
Who starred in “Rhinestone” and “Cobra” in the 1980’s and made a cameo in “Staying Alive”?
Wednsday’s Quizzler is….
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?
When Will the Music Stop?
Answer: Musical Chairs
THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again). However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.
You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the remaining word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: exhausting / ceasing employment
Answer: tiring / retiring
- fit for royalty / young lady
- ruler in place of a minor monarch / man
- Pope’s representative / put in a lower position
- day before an event / town council president
- ungraciously turn down / in good physical shape
- important assignment / temporary recovery
- deliberately annoy or hurt / short period of rest
- practice a play / vehicle for a dead body
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