Welcome, ‏to Thursday September 2, 2010. MEGA MORON AWARDS…….. Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank’s video camera, while the camera was remotely recording.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday September 1, 2010. SIGNS YOU’RE A LOUSY COOK……….  * Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. * Your kids know… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 31st, ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS: ON A HAIRDRYER: *Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: *You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday August 30th,  Thoughts and stories from on the job…….. My boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary. He said in a rage, “Is… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday August 28th, Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple…… * Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 Welcome, ‏to Thursday August 26th, The Diary of a Snow Shoveler……. December 8 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday August 25th, Blonde Year in Review…… January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 24th, Rules of Life……….. 1. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday August 23rd.  Think About It! * Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. * Your conscience may not… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday August 20th.  MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK……….. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”