Welcome, ‏to Thursday August 5rd.  Chevy Nova Awards…. These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given in honor of the GM’s fiasco in trying to market… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzles and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday August 3rd.   From the world of sports… Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday August 3rd.  How about some Songs to program by…   YESTERDAY ————— Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away.… Read more “Tueday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday August 2nd.  Redefining Words………. Abdicate – v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma – n. A valley in California, notable for… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 Welcome, ‏to Friday July 30th.  Elderly People Humor?  OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal  OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick … Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday July 29th.  A Mother’s dictionary……. Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around de… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday July 28th.  You might be a caffeine addict if…    1. You think sleep is for the weak. 2. The dishes in your house are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday July 27th.   Natural Laws……… “The Law of Volunteering” If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. “The Law of Avoiding Oversell”… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday July 22th. Office Lingo…….. Activate: To make carbons and add more names to the memo.  Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency’s copywriters.  All… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday July 20th. Bizarre Town Names……..   Horneytown, North Carolina Whynot, North Carolina Hicksville, Ohio Knockemstiff, Ohio Slaughterville, Oklahoma Idiotville, Oregon Virginville, Pennsylvania Sweet Lips, Tennessee Ding… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”