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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday May 28, 2019 Here’s the story….. English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 20, 2019 BUSINESS QUOTES : 1. Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties. 2. Ambition… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday January 14, 2019. Here’s the story, the other day I received the following email from an old friend…Just a line to say I’m living,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday November 1, 2018. WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF….. Amnesia?…What did you just ask me? Apathy?…I don’t care. Bigotry?…I’m not going to tell someone like… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday July 16, 2018. Pondering out loud……….. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 24, 2018. Pondering out loud….. Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, December 29, 2016. Wit-less? Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. Get rid of aunts: Zap does the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, December 14, 2016. Interesting Irrelevant Facts…. Every person has a unique tongue print. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.*… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, November 23, 2016. Thanksgiving One Liners I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year. Thanksgiving… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, November 17, 2016. Ten Funny Things About Marriage… The woman always makes the rules These rules are subject to change without notice No man… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”