The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 20, 2021 Here’s The Story….A woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 17, 2021 It Staggers The Mind…… Today’s Lesson: ParaprosdokianA paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 15, 2021 Airline Fun……Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 15, 2021 Here’s The Story…..A retired doctor became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.He put a sign up… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 So Why DID the Chicken Cross the Road? BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 13, 2021 Here’s The Story….Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homeboundpatients when she… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 10, 2021 Here’s The Story….A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2021 Things to remember…..Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon – and some days you’re the statue!Always keep your words… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2021 SIGNS………… Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office:“Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 7, 2021 Here’s The Story……I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”