The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday, May 12, 2017.   Steven Wright…. Whenever everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. If I ever have twins, I’d use… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to  Wednesday, May 10, 2017.          More Daffynitions…..  Abdicate: To give up all hope of having a flat stomach. Adminisphere: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, May 9, 2017.            Really Bad Puns…….   Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and left leg in a car… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, May 8, 2017.            Funny medical definitions: Benign – what you be after you be eight. Artery – the study of paintings. Bacteria – back… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, May 5, 2017.           Funny Legal Definitions: Affidavit –Davit is first in line. You’re second. Assault – usually paired with a pepper Bribe – married… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, May 4, 2017.        Mother’s Good Advice……. Over many centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice; here are some examples. It must… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, May 3, 2017.        Really Bad Punograpy……  1. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” 2. You know why… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, May 2, 2017.        The Down Side of Cubicles: * Being told to “Think outside the box” when I’m in the box all day. *… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”