The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday, May 1, 2017. What the Doctor says and what he really means…….. Doctor: “This should be taken care of right away.” Translation: I’d planned… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, April 28, 2017. Weekend Ponderings…… I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. If quitters never win, and winners never quit,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, April 27, 2017. 10 Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House….. 1. If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, April 26, 2017. If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites… I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, April 25, 2017. Ponderings for the day…… Whatever happened to preparations A through G? (Do we really want to know?) If olive oil comes… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, April 24, 2017. Short Medical Jokes……. 1) Long and Short of the Problem Adam, an elderly man was seated in the doctor’s waiting room.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, April 21, 2017. Tech Support Jokes… Seeing Stars Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, April 20, 2017. Here’s the story…….. Several men are in the locker room of the golf club. A mobile phone on the bench rings… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”