WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 7th, 2026
Sniglets: Imaginative Words
Hypocracy n. A hypocritical form of government.
Radish adj. Somewhat rad(ical).
Solopreneur n. An entrepreneur who works alone, running their business single-handedly.
Ledzecutive n. A middle-aged businessman who still plays in a rock-and-roll band, or would like to.
Equalotry n. The worship of equality.
Sinistrovert n. Someone who compulsively reads magazines from back to front.
Barendipity n. Not finding something where you expect to find it.
Dijon vu n. The same mustard as before.
Ice-slug n. The last piece of ice remaining at the bottom of a paper cup that just won’t come out.
Snoralator n. An easier word to pronounce and remember than CPAP,
a breathing device that prevents snoring and sleep apnea.
Hydrocondiment n. The watery discharge that accumulates in the mustard or
ketchup bottle that comes out first and makes your bread all wet.
Lemonator n. A caustic comment that sours an otherwise pleasant conversation.
Typo-blindness n. The inability to recognize a typo in your e-mail until you’ve pushed the “Send” button.
Confuseless adj. Feeling confused and useless due to pain medication or insomnia.
Napture n. A refreshing, fantastic nap. Especially if you are someone with chronic pain
or illness (we often suffer with severe insomnia).
Cinemuck n. The combination of popcorn, candy, and soda pop on movie theater floors that makes them sticky.
Parkrastinate n. The inability to decide which parking space to choose in a near empty parking lot.
Poufulation n. When a cat gets scared and puff out their tails.
Rectodigitation n. A prostate exam.
Dogdew (dawg-dyoo) n. The moisture on a dog’s nose.
Wheelberg (wheel-burg) n. A large lump of ice that builds up behind a car wheel when it is driven through snow.
Bi-sacksual (bye-sack-shu-ul) adj. Able to accept either a paper or plastic sack
for groceries at the supermarket without any sense of guilt.
Ambaguous (am-bag-you-us) adj. Unable to decide which bag to take on a trip.
Women are sometimes ambaguous about which purse goes better with which dress.
Typelepsy (type-uh-lep-si) n. Having an error rate that exceeds your typing speed.
Namenesia (nay-muh-knee-zhuh) n. Remember everything about a person except their name.
Smellucination (smel-loo-suh-ney-shuhn) n. Thinking you smell something you really don’t.
Transtexting n. Sending a text to the wrong person on your iPhone while texting with two people at the same time.
Spontanudity (spon-tuh-noo-di-tee) n. A quick or rash decision to remove clothing,
usually in public and usually after imbibing a large amount of alcohol.
Kidoozled (ki-doo-zuld) adj. Used to describe parents who erroneously assume that other
people find the pranks of their offspring as charming as they do.
Copalysis (kahp-al-uh-sis) n. Determining that a police car is lurking somewhere
and automatically slowing your car down.
Fizzlibrium (fiz-lib-ri-um) n. The point at which a warm soda or soft drink may be poured
over ice in a glass without letting the fizz overflow before the glass is filled.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Punagraphy continued…..
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
He often broke into a song because he couldn’t find the key.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
A race of giant insects from the Amazon send four of their number to impersonate a human family and
destroy humanity by blowing up a nuclear power plant.
Answer: Meet the Applegates! Fed up with humanity poisoning the environment, a race of giant, mantis-like insects from Brazil sends a family of four to pose as humans and blow up a nuclear plant and destroy people. Unfortunately, each member of the family succumbs to human vices, such as sex, shopping, and drugs, which causes them to fail in their mission.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
A member of a very bizarre family returns after being missing for years and has trouble resuming his place.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Blellow the alien was driving happily along in his new spacecraft when he crashed into 4 other aliens! They were all thrown out of their spacecraft and had temporary amnesia. All 5 aliens spoke Sporzdak (the universal alien language), so they were able to communicate, but they also each spoke second languages. Each alien had been traveling a different amount of time (in bzorks) in different colored spacecrafts. Each spacecraft weighs a different amount (including the 4 qorz one that Qulp has). Help the aliens figure out who has what color spacecraft, how long each had been traveling (in bzorks), what their second language was, and how much the spacecraft weighed (in qorzes).
Aliens – Blellow (M), Smorp (M), Szurkax (M), Qulp (F), and Qorxl (F)
Spacecraft color – Blue, Orange, Green, Red, and Purple
Weight of spacecraft (qorzes) – 2, 4, 5, 7, and 8
2nd Language – Qanxan, Sbarkjozn, Zronxhor, Jwrpl, and Boeiaix
Amount of time spent traveling (bzorks) – 3, 4.5, 6, 7.5, and 9
- The 5 aliens are: Blellow, the one with the red spacecraft, the one that has been traveling for 4.5 bzorks, the one with a spacecraft that weighs 7 qorzes, and the one that speaks Boeiaix.
- Blellow’s name is actually a mixture of the English words for two primary pigments. His spacecraft is the color that would result from mixing the two pigments in his name.
- The alien who has a spacecraft that weighs 3 qorzes more than Smorp’s does has been traveling in her spacecraft for 1.5 bzorks less than Szurkax has.
- Blellow’s spacecraft weighs more than Qulp’s does.
- The alien who speaks Sbarkjozn, who has a blue vehicle, has not been traveling for 4.5 bzorks.
- The green and red vehicles had not been running the longest.
- The alien that speaks Zronxhor has not been traveling for 7.5 bzorks and his name is not Szurkax.
- Either Qorxl’s vehicle or the red vehicle weighs 5 qorzes.
- The alien who speaks Jwrpl has a purple spacecraft.
- Smorp has either been traveling for 6 or 7.5 bzorks.
- Qorxl has not been traveling for 7.5 bzorks.
ANSWER: Blellow has a green spacecraft that weighs 8 qorzes, speaks Zronxhor, and has been traveling for 3 bzorks.
Smorp has a red spacecraft that weighs 2 qorzes, speaks Qanxan, and has been traveling for 7.5 bzorks.
Szurkax has a blue spacecraft that weighs 7 qorzes, speaks Sbarkjozn, and has been traveling for 6 bzorks.
Qulp has an orange spacecraft that weighs 4 qorzes, speaks Boeiaix, and has been traveling for 9 bzorks.
Qorxl has a purple spacecraft that weighs 5 qorzes, speaks Jwrpl, and has been traveling for 4.5 bzorks.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Three girls (Jada, Sally, and Patty) and two boys (Huey and Timmy) decided to go out to the gardens and pick some flowers for their parents (Rebecca, Lindsey, Ken, Daniel, and Mike). Each child chose a different flower, and picked a different amount. Can you figure out their first and last names, their parent’s name, the flower they picked, and the amount they picked?
- The girls picked flowers for their dads, while the boys picked flowers for their moms.
- Ken Rosenthal received 2 flowers.
- Six daffodils were picked by Harrison.
- Sally and Daniel’s daughter are best friends.
- Only one person picked a flower with the same initial as their first name. Only one person received a flower with the same initial as their first name. Nobody picked or received a flower with the same initial as their last name.
- The 5 types of flowers are the sunflower, the type picked by Jada, the ones picked by Timmy, the ones given to Mike, and Sally’s flowers.
- Three daisies were picked by Gonzalez.
- Rebecca Jones received 5 sunflowers.
- Patty loves daffodils, so she picked some for her dad.
Good Luck!
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