The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 14, 2023 Miscellaneous terms… ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 13, 2023 Mother’s dictionary Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 12, 2023 English is very strange…… Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 11, 2023 Here’s The Story…..The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just toestablish some parameters,” said the professor to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 10, 2023 Here’s The Story…..At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 7, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A blind man and his seeing eye dog walk into a grocery store. They go straight tothe middle of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 6, 2023 Mid-Week Ponderings When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 4, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to dosomething totally different from… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 3, 2023 Business one-liners 09 All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. All work and no play, will make you a manager. Almost… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 3, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in thelibrary. “You know,” said… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”