WELCOME to Monday, March 7, 2011. Food Laffs…. From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 Found on the seal of a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Friday, March 4, 2011. Common Sense…. A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 WELCOME to Thursday, March 3, 2011.Each Man Gives a Story…. Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, March 2, 2011..Bizarre Holiday’s. March 1 is National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover’s Day March 2 is Old Stuff Day March 3 is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 WELCOME to Tuesday, March 1, 2011.The Procrastinator’s creed.. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never… Read more “Full view||Back to messagesTuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Monday, February 28, 2010. Ponderings for the day….. Whatever happened to preparations A through G? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 WELCOME to Friday, February 25, 2010. ….. A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, February 24, 2010. Phone Songs….. All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 WELCOME to Wednesday, February 23, 2010.Strange Laws ….. (from the book “Loony Laws” by Robert Pelton) In Ottumwa, Iowa, “It is unlawful for any male person, within… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, February 22, 2010. Casual Fridays….. Casual Fridays: Week 1 – Memo No. 1 Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”