Comedy – Page 44 – The World According to the Eucman!

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday August 17, 2018. DID YOU KNOW? 1. Glass is a liquid. After approximately 10 years a window will be thicker at the bottom… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 16, 2018. Bad College Courses 1. Home Economics 304: Being Just Another Baby-Maker 2. English 202: A Painstaking Review of Every Mediocre Essay… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 15, 2018. Some funny Sniglets (made up slang words) Alfred Hitchcooking – the act of stabbing the frozen peas to get them to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 14, 2018. Here’s the story…… C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors,” and E-flat… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 13, 2018. Life! 1. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. 2. There’s a fine… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 9, 2018. DID YOU EVER WONDER . . . How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.😁 How… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 9, 2018. Contemporary Vocabulary! 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 8, 2018. A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 7, 2018. Things I’d Like to Hear, Just Once…….. From my auto mechanic: “That part is much less expensive than I thought.” “I’ve… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 6, 2018. When Life begins….. * Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else is starting to wear out, fall… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”