Comedy – Page 71 – The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday, July 17, 2017. Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men……………… Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, July 14, 2017. What my Grandfather told me…… Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, July 13, 2017. Worst Country-Western Songs #3(Really more..plus these are real song titles.) Touch Me With More Than Your Hands The Last… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, July 12, 2017. Worst Country-Western Songs #2(Really) I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, July 11, 2017. Teaching Math (over the years) 1. Teaching Math In 1950 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, July 10, 2017. Physics #101………… Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, July 7, 2017. The Woman Code (I found this on the internet….very interesting) Invite a man to go shopping with you only… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, July 6, 2017. Definitions (Men vs. Women).. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female – Any part under a car’s hood. Male… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, July 5, 2017. Business Facts #101 The road to success is always under construction. A meeting is an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, July 3, 2017. Dogs vs. Cats… DOG DIARY 8:00 AM – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 AM –… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”