The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 19, 2021 Here’s The Story…..An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly; the Loch Ness Monster attacked his boat. In one… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 18, 2021 My mother taught me…. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!people, stay safe, and whatever you… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 17, 2021 Here’s The Story…….The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer andconsideration, they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 16, 2021 Here’s The Story…….Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives.When it was clear that Bertha was… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 13, 2021 Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: Well, I… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 12, 2021 HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up in a negligée … Bring chicken wings … Don’t… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 11, 2021 20 Things you should have learned by middle age….If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.Don’t worry about what people… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 10, 2021 Assorted Short Stories….. LOT’S WIFE: The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 9, 2021 One-liners……… • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. • Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 6, 2021 Weekend Punography….⇒ I don’t enjoy computer jokes; not one bit.⇒ I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.⇒ When… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”