The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 9, 2021 The English Lesson…We’ll begin with box, and the plural is boxes;But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes. Then… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 8, 2021 Here’s the Story….A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 7, 2021 Here’s the Story….A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.So he went to the pet… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 4, 2021 Here’s the Story….A 72-year-old guy loves to fish.He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 3, 2021 English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they lovenothing better than to catch mixed… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 2, 2021 What the Doctor says and what he really means…… Doctor: “This should be taken care of right away.”Translation: I’d planned a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 1, 2021 Daffynitions….. ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY May 28, 2021 ENGLISH GRAMMER PUNAGRAPHY? A bar was walked into by the passive voice. An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY May 27, 2021 Here’s the Story….One day, the man driving a large passenger train was texting with his new girlfriend and unthinkingly accelerated the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 26, 2021 Lexiphiles…….To write with a broken pencil is pointless.When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.A thief who stole a calendar… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”