The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Thursday, March 30, 2017.                        Today’s Puns………… Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, March 29, 2017.                          More Pondering……….. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? Why do they call them “apartments” when they… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, March 28, 2017.                          Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, frequently humorous.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, March 27, 2017.                          Laws of Funny Feline Physics Relativity Jokes…. Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, March 24, 2017.                          Mothers In History…… Michelangelo’s Mother: Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, March 23, 2017.                          Extracts from Real Resumes…. 1. ‘I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.’ 2. ‘I have lurnt Word for Widows,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, March 22, 2017.                          Funny Advice From Children – Top 10 Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, 10. Never tell your… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”