The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 9, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” Thebartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 8, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufacturedin England. In fact, the “Titanic” was carrying… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 7, 2023 Here’s The Story…..You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana plus two bananas make… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 6, 2023 Here’s The Story…..When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimedat couples who… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying home on a cold, dark, wet night when, suddenly,his horse suffered… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 2, 2023 Marriage Definitions BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.BRIDE: A woman with a fine… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 1, 2023 Here’s The Story…….The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoyfeasting on rabbits and decided… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 31, 2023 Here’s The Story…….A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago biting his fingernails… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 30, 2023 Here’s The Story…….There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 27, 2023 Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”