The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 6, 2022 Here’s The Story…My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after ouremployees—dishes like “Chicken Mickey,”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 3, 2022 The Five Universal Laws of Human StupidityWe underestimate the stupid, and we do so at our own peril.In 1976, a professor… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 2, 2022 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalkthem and hope they… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 1, 2022 Hilarious pickup lines that will at least get you a laugh!😎 “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”There’s… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 31, 2022 Here’s The Story….A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 27, 2022 Here’s The Story….I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefullynote in large clear letters, “Meatloaf”… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 26, 2022 The 40 Funniest Words in the English Language—And How to Use ThemFinally, PART IIII FunambulismIf you’re looking for a new pastime… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 25, 2022 Food Punagraphy…..Have an egg-cellent day!Lettuce us celebrate!Thyme is money.You butter believe it.Nice to meat you.Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 24, 2022 Morning Punagraphy…..Q. Why did the tomato blush? / A. Because it saw the salad dressing.Q. Did you hear about the first… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 20, 2022 The Funniest Words in the English Language—And How to Use Them…Would You Believe PART III…. LackadaisicalIf you know someone who’s rather… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”