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    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, July 19, 2017.    Employee Handbook….   DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 19, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, July 18, 2017.                              Politically Correct Dictionary #101 Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 18, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, July 17, 2017.                           Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men………………  Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 17, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, July 14, 2017.                           What my Grandfather told me……   Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 14, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, July 13, 2017.                           Worst Country-Western Songs #3(Really more..plus these are real song titles.) Touch Me With More Than Your Hands The Last… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 13, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, July 12, 2017.                           Worst Country-Western Songs #2(Really) I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 12, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, July 11, 2017.                           Teaching Math (over the years) 1. Teaching Math In 1950 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 11, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, July 10, 2017.                            Physics #101………… Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 10, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, July 7, 2017.                         The Woman Code (I found this on the internet….very interesting) Invite a man to go shopping with you only… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 7, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, July 6, 2017.                                Definitions (Men vs. Women).. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female – Any part under a car’s hood. Male… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 6, 2017 by eucman

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