The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 28, 2022 Here’s The Story…A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2022 Really Bad Punagraphy… A book just fell on my head. I only have myshelf to blame. Did you hear the joke… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 24, 2022 Here’s The Story….A man blew up his house as he washed his kitchen floor with a cleaning fluid mixed with petrol.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 23, 2022 Cheese Punagraphy…. Cheese Louise! Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie. Praise Cheeses! Set your mind at cheese. Take it cheesy.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 22, 2022 Donut Punagraphy…. Donut go breaking my heart (I couldn’t if I fried). Donut worry about a thing. Donut stop me now.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 21, 2022 Potato Punagraphy…. How do you describe an angry potato? Boiling Mad. Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 18, 2022 Pop music: The Curry Charts : Poppadum Preach – Madonna Korma Chameleon – Culture Club Bhaji Trousers – Madness King Prawn… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 17, 2022 Did You Know? In a recent poll held in the USA, American men andwomen were asked if they would marry the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 16, 2022 Summer Classes for Women at Your Local Adult Learning CentreNote that due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 15, 2022 Here’s The Story……Victor saw a sign in the window of Barney’s Restaurant, Droitwich Spa, UK, that read ‘Unusual Breakfast’. Always an… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”