The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 27, 2021 The Best (or Worst) of Useless Inventions….. Solar Powered Flash Light Waterproof Sponge Smooth Sandpaper Fireproof Matches Inflatable Dartboard Battery Powered… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 26, 2021 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalkthem and hope they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 23, 2021 What Today’s Job-Lingo Really Means….. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE –… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 22, 2021 Doctor’s Reports Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the 2nd day… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 21, 2021 HOW TO WRITE GOOD…. Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 20, 2021  Things I never learned in high school:1. What taxes are.2. How to do taxes.3. How to vote.4. Anything to do with banking.5.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 19, 2021 Funny SayingsA compilation of funny sayings and short puns – keen and winged words of wisdom – This listcan be an… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 16, 2021  Smart Proverbs & Sayings……Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. Birds of a feather flock together. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 15, 2021    List of Text Messaging & SMS Abbreviations Abbreviations A to L2moroTomorrow2nteTonightAEAPAs Early as PossibleALAPAs Late as PossibleASAPAs Soon as PossibleASLAge / Sex… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 14, 2021 Idiom: a manner of speaking that is natural to native speakers of a languageEvery language has its own collection of wise… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”