The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 4, 2021 Here’s the Story……A guy walks into a New York diner with an ostrich. They both sit down at the counter and… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2021 Wednesday’s Punography…..Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now seasoned veteran.Atheists can’t… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 2, 2021 Here’s the Story…..A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out whether he’ll ever meet his princess. The fortune-teller looks… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 1, 2021 Thinking Out Loud…. A naked woman robbed a bank.Nobody could remember her face. Patient: Doctor I’m so nervous, this is my… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 29, 2021 Laughing Out Loud……. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractiveThey’d find me attractive by now Why… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 28, 2021 Here’s the Story……Emily was driving in her Chevrolet Bolt along the Interstate 17 in Arizona, on her way home to Phoenix.Suddenly… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 27, 2021 Here’s the Story…..An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man.After a brief examination, the medicine man… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 26, 2021 Conflicting Proverbs…. Actions speak louder than words.The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap.He who hesitates is lost.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 25, 2021 The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th and 6th… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 22, 2021 Here’s the story…..According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”