The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 2, 2021 Here’s the Story…Bill was studying for a Master’s Degree in American Studies at the University of London. He loved American culture,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 1, 2021 Monday’s Punagraphy…. A girl said she recognized me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore. I did a theatrical performance about… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 26, 2021 Here’s the story….. By nature, Jason was very intelligent but a bit shy. One day he went into a bar and he saw a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2021 THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU CAN HIDE UNDER YOUR FACE MASK: Missing teeth or tooth. Bad Breath A man’s mustache or… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 24, 2021Here’s the story…..Alice was an attractive young woman and she was shopping in adepartment store looking to buy material for a dress… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 23, 2021 TUESDAY’S PUNOGRAPHY…. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill! Never date someone cross-eyed…You’ll always catch… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 22, 2021 ENGLISH SOLICISMS 101 Prepositions Are Not Words To End Sentences With. And Don’t Start A Sentence With A Conjunction. Parenthetical Remarks… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2021 Extremely abbreviated plot explanations: The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong. The Lord of the Rings: Group spends… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 18, 2021 Here’s the Story……Jerry was an Iron Man champion who also owned a bar just off the Las Vegas Strip. Everyone in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 17, 2021 Here’s the Story….The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest androom-service at a fine hotel in Mexico City. Room… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”