The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 13, 2022 Tuesday’s Punagraphy…. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work “I have a split personality,” said… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 12, 2022 Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back. Part 2 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2022 Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back. Part I That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2022 Here’s The Story….In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and a clock.I told the students that when… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 7, 2022 ENGLISH for TOURISTS Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.” On an Athi River highway:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 6, 2022 More Punagraphy…. P.S. A cat ate a heap of cheese and then say outside a mouse hole, waiting with baited breath.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2022 Here’s The Story…Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SETEMBER 1, 2022 Excerpts from the Dictionary of Aussie Slang… DOWNLOAD: get the firewood off the ute LOG ON: make the barbie hotter MONITOR:… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31, 2022 I learned a new word today; malaphor. It’s an informal term for a mixture of two aphorisms,idioms, or cliches (such as… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 30, 2022 NinetiesSpeak/AdverSpeak…PART TWO…. GOOD Job: A “Get-Out-Of-Debt” job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay offtheir debts, one that they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”