WELCOME to Thursday, August 17, 2017. Funny definitions….2 Father : A banker provided by nature. 2. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, August 16, 2017. Funny definitions……………….. 1. Divorce : Future tense of marriage. 2. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, August 15, 2017. Signs of the times…… SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, August 14, 2017. Thinking Out Loud on Monday………….. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, August 11, 2017. REALLY BAD PUNOGRAPHY…… The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. I just… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, August 10, 2017. Thinking out loud……… I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. A day without sunshine is like…, night.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, August 9, 2017. Really Bad Analogies…. Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, August 8, 2017. PONDERING……….. Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? Why do we say something is out of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, August 7, 2017. Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, August 4, 2017. Business one-liners………….. If the slightest probability for an unpleasant event to happen exists, the event will take place, preferably during a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 