WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 21, 2020 You know you’re getting old when…. Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. You feel like the morning after,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 20, 2020 Life’s Little Moments of Destruction… The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 17, 2020 Hey, since we’re now living in the time of e-mails (and blogs and texts and Tweets) and the more common use of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 16, 2020 Slow Dance…………. Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 15, 2020 Just for Today…………. Just for today I will be happy. This assumes what Abraham Lincoln said is true: “Most folks are about as… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 14, 2020 I’ve Learned… I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better know something. I’ve… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 13, 2020 YOU KNOW YOU’RE WAY TOO STRESSED IF…….. You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 10, 2020 MISCELLANEOUS TERMS…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle on both… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 9, 2020 Today we take a serious look at Miscellaneous terms…….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\:… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 8, 2020 Business one-liners 101……. When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. When you starve with a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”