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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 12, 2022 Here’s The Story……I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out tohis wife in… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 12, 2022 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 9, 2022 As you know, Neanderthal man may have interbred with modern man. His descendants are withus even today, passing for full-blooded Homo… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 9, 2022 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 8, 2022 30 Best Tip Jar Ideas….Part TWO…. Family kidnapped by Ninjas, need $$$ for karate lessons. Progress is impossible without change. Lighten… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 8, 2022 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 7, 2022 30 Best Tip Jar Ideas….Part ONE If you fear change, leave it here! Tips speak louder than words. Money talks. Flattery… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 7, 2022 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 6, 2022 Here’s The Story…..I have been working on my PhD in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’tnecessarily see… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 6, 2022 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 5, 2022 Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: Well, I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 5, 2022 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 2, 2022 Weekend Ponderings Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 2, 2022 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 1, 2022 Here’s The Story…..[Supposedly a true story, but who knows? Who keeps chloroform in the house?]A woman who got it into her… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    December 1, 2022 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 30, 2022 Here’s The Story…..I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our firstday of training, the instructor made an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 30, 2022 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 29, 2022 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in whichthe latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 29, 2022 by eucman

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