Comedy – Page 49 – The World According to the Eucman!

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday June 6, 2018. Mawwiage Quotes…… My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 5, 2018. Thoughts on Aging….. Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. Old men are fond of giving advice… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday June 4, 2018. Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday June 1, 2018. Describe professions…… What does your profession say about you? 1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet lack common sense. You chose a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 31, 2018. Real Court Excerpts…. Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 30, 2018. Business one liners…… A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. A good… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 29, 2018. Gender……… A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 25, 2018. Rules for Eating Chocolate…. 1. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. 2. Chocolate… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 24, 2018. For those who Take Life Too Seriously… 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 23, 2018. Ponderings….. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”