WELCOME to Wednesday March 18, 2020 Marriage Definitions…. BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a fine… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 17, 2020 Signs of the times…… SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you We will save your sole We will even… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 16, 2020 Just for Today…………. Just for today I will be happy. This assumes what Abraham Lincoln said is true: “Most folks are about as… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 13, 2020 Think About This. Just Some Things I’ve Learned…Author Unknown I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 12, 2020 Didn’t you ever wonder…. How did a fool and his money get together? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why is… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 11, 2020 Identifying wasted time……… TO: ALL PERSONNEL FROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 10, 2020 Bloopers on the church bulletin board….. The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States. Scouts… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 9, 2020 24 SIMPLE TRUTHS……….. 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 6, 2020 Miscellaneous terms…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 5, 2020  Laws of Household Physics……….. Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”